As Jerry Seinfeld informed us, when men reach a certain age, they cease to buy new clothing. They become walking time capsules. Well, today I saw a horrifying glimpse into the future. Three words: old man hipster. That’s right, skinny jeans, canvas jacket, t-shirt, scarf….and silver hair. It was not pretty, folks. Hipsters, I beg of you, when you get older, do not wear hipster clothing. Wear old man clothes. You can claim you’re doing it ironically. Just don’t wear hipster clothes. It’s weird. The world thanks you.