Do people really do Elf on a Shelf? Man, that seems weird to teach your kids that you let spies into your own house.

Alexa, remind me not to buy Elf on a Shelf. (rimshot)

Thanks, I’ll be here all forever. It’s my blog.

The Playlist

Arcade Fire, “Rebellion (Lies)”

Radiohead, “Let Down”

Phoenix, “Long Distance Call”